I was looking through my vistors recently and was astounished to see where everyone comes from.  Just to let you know, I see where you come from, what browser you use, how long you are on the site, what pages you visit, the Internet Company you use, and if you are really unlucky, I can tell what floor from work that you are on while you are wasting company time looking through my blog.  God Bless you.

So a big salary cap  shout out to the vistor with the most views so far.  You know who you are.  New Jersey, Berkeley Heights using Comcast with your MSIE 6.0 XP windows with 1024X768 resolution with javascript enabled.  I also have your IP address, but that will NEVER be displayed for public use, my salary cap promise.  Just think, if I know this much about each and every user, what does Google know about you?  I also want to thank the russian spammer that signed up as my first user.  Your porn will never be seen because I have spam karma running on this blog.  I wouldn’t have a problem, but why are you pushing the gay porn?  Do you think I am a New York Mets fan or what?